"A Fonzi scheme." (Image.)

"A Fonzi scheme." (Image.)

"You can’t judge a book by it’s color." (Submitted by Mike S.) (Image.)

"You can’t judge a book by it’s color." (Submitted by Mike S.) (Image.)

"I have a memory like a steel canary." (Image.)

"I have a memory like a steel canary." (Image.)

"Brains before beauty." (Image.)

"Brains before beauty." (Image.)

"Let’s just agree to agree." (Image.)

"Let’s just agree to agree." (Image.)

"Religion is the opiate of the classes." Submitted by Mike S. (Image.)

"Religion is the opiate of the classes." Submitted by Mike S. (Image.)

"I’m just talking out loud." (Image.)

"I’m just talking out loud." (Image.)

"He sold you under a bridge." (Image.)

"He sold you under a bridge." (Image.)

"When worst comes to worst." (Image.)

"When worst comes to worst." (Image.)

"I’m not gonna beat behind the bush." By a drunk girl in Milwaukee. (Image.)

"I’m not gonna beat behind the bush." By a drunk girl in Milwaukee. (Image.)